?Arthur
"Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman!"
As Good As it Gets
"Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you."
As Good As it Gets
"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke..."
As Good As it Gets
oman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man... then I take away reason, and accountability.
As Good As it Gets
"Carol: Why can't I have a normal boyfriend? Just a regular boyfriend; one that doesn't go nuts on me!
Carol's mother: Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist."
A Beautiful Mind
"I'm mortified, petrified, stupefied by you."
Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even
"Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me."
Billy Madison
"I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!"
Billy Madison
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!"
Moulin Rouge
"Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding, but there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better that you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.""
Harry Met Sally
"Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place,
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace,
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste,
It all revolves around you."